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Traffic School Graduate

Friday, December 3, 2010

Just completed a mandatory 4-hour online traffic school class (please don’t ask me to elaborate, it’s a sensitive subject). Initially I thought it would be a tedious, redundant and unnecessary exercise for someone whose sole offense was accidently resting his foot on the accelerator a bit too long. However I was soon proven wrong when I stumbled across these enlightening pearls of wisdom:

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Watch out world, I’m a new man! My days of blindly driving in front of oncoming trains and clipping the occasional cyclist are a thing of the past!! THANK YOU ONLINE TRAFFIC SCHOOL!!!

I guess I shouldn’t complain too much though. According to this uplifting non sequitur I found in my traffic school documentation things could always be worse:

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